land of tea and beads


[writer ♠ homestuck ♥ whovian ♦ furry ♣ nerd]
[GQ ♠ pansexual ♥ deviant ♦ dominant ♣ ENFJ]

I'm KK. I reblog a lot of homestuck fandoms and occasionally say interesting things.

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Anonymous asked
Pssst will there be pornstreaming tonight pls?

Yes, but it will be *super* late, because I slept all day. So give me like, an hour, haha.


1: What are you wearing?

2: Ever been in love?

3: Ever had a terrible breakup?

4: How tall are you?

5: How much do you weigh?

6: Any tattoos do you want?

7: Any piercings that you want?

8: OTP?

9: Favorite Show?

10: Favorite bands?

11: Something you miss?

12: Favorite song?

13: How old are you?

14: Zodiac sign?

15: Hair Color?

16: Favorite Quote?

17: Favorite singer?

18: Favorite color?

19: Loud music or soft?

20: Where do you go when you're sad?

21: How long does it take you to shower?

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

23: Ever been in a physical fight?

24: Turn on?

25: Turn off?

26: The reason I joined Tumblr?

27: Fears?

28: Last thing that made you cry?

29: Last time you cried?

30: Meaning behind your url

31: Last book you read?

32: Last song you listened to?

33: Last show you watched?

34: Last person you talked to?

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

36: Favorite food?

37: Place you want to visit?

38: Last place you were?

39: Do you have a crush?

40: Last time you kissed someone?

41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?

42: What color underwear are you wearing?

43: What color shirt are you wearing?

44: What color bottoms are you wearing?

45: Wearing any bracelets?

46: Last sport you played?

47: Last song you sang?

48: Last prank call you remember doing?

49: Last time you hung out with anyone?

50: Favorite movie?

Dear anon:

For some reason, tumblr is deleting asks sometimes, and it didn’t publish the answer to your question. =/ But here it is, in its entirety.

First of all, has he told you you’re a burden? Sometimes, we can feel like we’re being a bother, when in actuality, our palemates are handling us just fine - especially if we feel like we’re having more problems than we normally do. 

I think you should sit down and ask him if you can speak openly with him about how you feel. Tell him that you feel like you’re bothering him, ask him how you can help with his issues (he might have an idea of what he needs, and then you’ll have an idea of how to help) and tell him how important it is to you that you not be a burden to him. I think you’ll find that you’re not a bother to him. He calls himself your moirail for a reason! Remember, open communication is key in any relationship, even platonic ones.

Also, since you have two moirails, I would take full advantage of that. If you feel like you’re too much for one, you can always turn to the other one. In fact, have you talked to your other moirail about this? Maybe they can also give you some advice.

Hope this helps, anon. <3 I’m always here with an open ear, if you just need someone to vent to!

this-is-halloweeyn asked
Tag, you’re it! The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then go to ten favorite blogs and tell them they are it! :)

I may not be doing ten blog-tags, but I like factoids, so.

1. I would paint my walls rainbow colors if I could. I really, really love rainbows.
2.  I will dip almost anything in chocolate. (I say ‘almost anything’ because in theory, there’s something out there that I won’t dip in chocolate, but I haven’t found what that something is yet.)
3. I’m well aware that I’m a pretty good writer. Which is why it kills me so much when writer’s block gets in my way.
4. I really really really really really really really reallylove chocolate oranges.
5. Amazing animation gets me choked up, because humanity’s ability to cg/animate has come so fucking far in the past two decades. 

kamaete asked
Joe? For the name-in-your-askbox thing. If you don't know a Joe then how about an Emily?

Joe - I had a very good friend in Colorado whose name was Joe. He was a professional piercer, and for my 22nd birthday, he pierced me in my living room. (It is, to this day, my favorite piercing.)

Emily - When I lived in Georgia, there was a girl dating one of my roommates whose name was Emily. We called her Emmy, and she was a self-proclaimed J.A.P. - a Jewish American Princess.
For my 21st birthday, she helped me set the floor on fire

Anonymous asked
Who are your favorite Fanficton writers? Mainly Homestuck fic writers, if you have any.

That’s easy. (The only fanfic I read is Homestuck. =3)
Unrealityfreak is a good friend of mine, and absolutely fantastic! She writes a lot of JohnDave and a little bit of Stridercest. She’s also the driving force behind Le Coeur Veut, my sadstuck Strider fic.
I’m a huge, HUGE fan of eggjam, who is the author of Find a Temple, Build a Temple (a tearjerker time-passage DirkJake thing of beauty).
Venusian Eye is also pretty phenomenal. There’s Erisol there, and DirkJake, and lots of pretty everything.
Coldhope is one of my favorites - the creator of Unwanted Free Ugly Troll. Everything they do is good. =3
Terminality doesn’t do a lot of active writing anymore, but I love all of her Striders, and her DaveKat stuff in particular is lovely.
Roach makes everything they touch turn to gold. 
Luka is the mastermind behind Brainbent (and if you haven’t read it, oh man, go do so!) and I’m a big fan of One Of Our Submarines.
And finally, Lactoria does a lot of drabble on her blog, and she’s by far one of the most amazing writers I’ve ever had the pleasure of being paired with. She can make all your most beautiful fantasies (and darkest desires) come true with just a smile.  

Hope this helps, anon!

Anonymous asked
Do you have any preffered fics for Sollux? I can't seem to find an interesting ones. >n>

Oh Sollux.
There’s Between Two Lungs, which is a blackrom EriSol fill from the homesmut meme, which I really like;
There’s miindgame2, which is another blackrom EriSol ‘fic that explores what happens when your kismesis ignores you for too long;
My dear friend lactoria also writes a lot of Sollux minifics;
And I’m rather proud of my little one-off Sollux solo drabble.
Hope this helps, anon!

Anonymous asked
(Different Anon) S-senpai...I need...I need to touch your plush rump.


Anonymous asked
Why do I feel like I can't talk to you anymore?

I don’t know, Anon. I’m always here and I’ve always got an open ear. Just tell me what you need.